Date in: April 1st, 2016 To Whom, It may Concern, We have been contacted today by eBay's merging businesses department to acquire Nash OS platform at mega-multi-digit paralyzing number! We have one day to accept/reject this offer from the main and only opposing platform we have currently. Frankly, I do not see any reason to decline except one which is... Today is April Fool's Day! Love, Team Nash